So the money never ends

Save a penny so you have many
Save a nickel to buy a pickle
Save a dime to toss to the mime
Save a quarter for the porter

Save a buck
for a fuck
cause its free
but a tip
is considered
polite in 3rd world countries

Save yourself from spending way too much
and stretch it as far as you can
So the money never ends

So the money never ends
So the money never ends
So the money never ends

Save a toonie to make two loonies
Save a five to watch to watch her jive
Save a ten to do it all again
Save a fifty to do something shifty

Save your fucks
a hundred bucks
oh shucks
good luck is to you
spending that shit
nobody will accept it

Save yourself from spending way too much
and stretch it as far as you can
So the money never ends

So the money never ends
So the money never ends
So the money never ends

I would give you all of my money
To find me a good word that rhymes with twenty
If you can’t then please don’t fret
Cause I won’t lose my twenty dollar bet

If you don’t want to be a part of it
Well baby take a seat
Shes Screaming mollies let’s get jolly
But She’ll wreck your balls with her bell’s of palsy

Flocking around the issue tree
Having a new york kind of day
Everyone’s sequestered comfortably
So that the riots never stay

A7 C#9
A7 C#9
A7 C#9
C#9 B7
E Asus2 E B7 E Asus2 E F#m
E Asus2 E B7 E Asus2 F#m F#m
Save a penny so you have many
Save a nickel to buy a pickle
Save a dime to toss to the mime
Save a quarter for the porter

Save a buck
for a fuck
cause its free
but a tip
is considered
polite in 3rd world countries

Save yourself from spending way too much
and stretch it as far as you can
So the money never ends

E Asus2 E B7 E Asus2 F#m F#m
E Asus2 E F#m E Asus2 B7 B7
So the money never ends
So the money never ends
So the money never ends

B7 C#7
B7 C#7
C#7 A7
C#9 B7
E Asus2 E B7 E Asus2 E F#m
E Asus2 E B7 E Asus2 F#m F#m
Save a toonie to make two loonies
Save a five to watch to watch her jive
Save a ten to do it all again
Save a fifty to do something shifty

Save your fucks
a hundred bucks
oh shucks
good luck is to you
spending that shit
nobody will accept it

Save yourself from spending way too much
and stretch it as far as you can
So the money never ends

E Asus2 E B7 E Asus2 F#m F#m
E Asus2 E F#m E Asus2 B7 B7
So the money never ends
So the money never ends
So the money never ends

A7 E
A7 E
A7 E B7
C#7 E9 F9
I would give you all of my money
To find me a good word that rhymes with twenty
If you can’t then please don’t fret
Cause I won’t lose my twenty dollar bet

A7
B7
C7
Dsus4
If you don’t want to be a part of it
Well baby take a seat
Shes Screaming mollies let’s get jolly
But She’ll wreck your balls with her bell’s of palsy

G
D
G
D C7 B7 E
Flockin around the issue tree
Having a new york kind of day
Everyone’s sequestered comfortably
So that the riots never stay

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