i have a story, a wonderful story, a marvelous story for you
its more of a worry, the tale of this story, of something that i tend to do
the worrying story, that brought you before me, is love and im sorry thats true
but this one’s one-sided, and albeit provided, the facts are she left me in lieu
cause i would get her alone
and everyone else would go get her boned
everyone got in her except me
yes everyone got in her except me
there was this one night, that ended up not right, but started off looking so cool
we played games for drinking, up ladders down snakies, and down means that you down the drink too
then we went out to smoke, and by smoke i mean toke, and we toked like we usually do
and thats when i upchucked, and when i was so fucked, cause she brought someone else in to screw
cause i would get her alone
while every one else would go get her boned
everyone got in her except me
well everyone got in her except me
there once was this one guy, that often would come by, and be friendlier than friends with her too
but it seemed like he liked dick, and id say he prefered it, over clammy women leg stew
there was his demeanor, his acting like a wiener, his general feminine skew
but you know the story, the one thats sang by me, so stand up and sing with me too
cause i would get her alone
and every one else would go get her boned
well everyone got in her except me
yes everyone got in her except me
well everyone was a winner
cause everyone got in her
yes everyone got in her except me
A A A ADDDDD
A A A ADDDDD
A E D A
A E D A
A E D A
A E D A
A E D D/E D/F# D/E D/B…
Bm Bm Bm D/E E/C# E/C# E/C# E7 A
—-
Bm G
D D/E A Asus4 A
G A D
A A A ADDDDD
A A A ADDDDD
A E D A
A E D A
A E D A
A E D A
A E D D/E D/F# D/E D/B…
Bm Bm Bm D/E E/C# E/C# E/C# E7 A
i have a story, a wonderful story, a marvelous story for you
its more of a worry, the tale of this story, of something that i tend to do
the worrying story, that brought you before me, is love and im sorry thats true
but this one’s one-sided, and albeit provided, the facts are she left me in lieu
cause i would get her alone
and everyone else would go get her boned
everyone got in her except me
yes everyone got in her except me
there was this one night, that ended up not right, but started off looking so cool
we played games for drinking, up ladders down snakies, and down means that you down the drink too
then we went out to smoke, and by smoke i mean toke, and we toked like we usually do
and thats when i upchucked, and when i was so fucked, cause she brought someone else in to screw
cause i would get her alone
while every one else would go get her boned
everyone got in her except me
well everyone got in her except me
there once was this one guy, that often would come by, and be friendlier than friends with her too
but it seemed like he liked dick, and id say he prefered it, over clammy women leg stew
there was his demeanor, his acting like a wiener, his general feminine skew
but you know the story, the one thats sang by me, so stand up and sing with me too
cause i would get her alone
and every one else would go get her boned
well everyone got in her except me
yes everyone got in her except me
Bm G
well everyone was a winner
D D/E A Asus4 A
cause everyone got in her
G A D
yes everyone got in her except me
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