When the bolda gets a hold o’ you
Your fuckin spines gonna split in two
When your olda they’ll molda new
A new fucking spine for you
But you’re not olda yet
You’ll hardly even get
A chance to swing away on a branch
Cause that bolda triggered an avalanche
All the birds fly away
The squirrels and chipmunks jump and pray
The deers and wolves have their last day
Including you as you run away
From me and your problems
It’s not my fault
You triggered this shit for yourself that’s why you’re
Running from a bolda chasing you into a vault
I’m not going to ask you if you’re okay
Cause I’m hoping you’re not
And this whole bolda thing is gonna ruin your day
Here we go
The mighty has fallen
Who are you callin
No cell satellites falling
Shit that is not legal
Oh fuck there’s an eagle
Oh fuck there’s an eagle
How the fuck is that legal
You can’t fly away
On a bird it’s your last day
your fuckin spines supposed to be split in two
You shouldn’t of had a branch
I triggered that avalanche
It was supposed to engulf you
Now I must change the plan
Just ordered an IR scan
US drone’s gonna molda new
Spine for you
Spine for you
Spine – just gonna blow right the fuck through you
And kill the eagle
This program’s illegal
Psychotic demented
Conspiracy scented
Completely neurotic
And unpatriotic
I was way bolda then you
That’s how I molded a new spine for you
Spine – just kinda blew right the fuck through you
And killed the eagle
Then snarled just like smeagle
You really made me LOL
Go the fuck away seagull
I can’t have a day
That could even go my way
It was supposed to involve you
You should of hand a chance
I reached out my last branch
But you split it right in two
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