theres something quite nice i havent seen in a while
some people say that the smell can be vile
You better hope the thing is as wet as the nile
When she spreads it open for you thats her vertical smile
[Her vertical smile?]
Thats what im saying
[Her vertical smile!]
Thats what i’m laying
Out the framework for you to see
A little tiny thing we call mini me
[Mini me?]
Well minni’s not the right word
[Mini me!]
Mini just sounds absurd
It more of grandiose great big thing
[Oh that lie you tell yourself about your mini ding dong]
[ding dong ding]
Oh look whos there
[Ding dong ding]
[Its small dick so who cares]
I think your getting sidetracked dont you see
This song really has nothing to do with me
I made a little joke and it went a little viral
When i just want to sing about her vertical smile
Its something quite nice i havent seen in a while
some people say that the smell can be vile
You better hope the thing is as wet as the nile
When she spreads it open for you thats her vertical smile
A E B7 E
E B7 E B7 A E B7 E
E B7 E B7 A E B7 E
E B7 E B7 A E B7 E A E B7 E
B7 E B7 E A E B7 A E
A E B7 E
theres something quite nice i havent seen in a while
some people say that the smell can be vile
You better hope the thing is as wet as the nile
When she spreads it open for you thats her vertical smile
E B7 E B7 A E B7 E
[Her vertical smile?]
Thats what im saying
[Her vertical smile!]
Thats what i’m laying
Out the framework for you to see
A little tiny thing we call mini me
E B7 E B7 A E B7 E
[Mini me?]
Well minni’s not the right word
[Mini me!]
Mini just sounds absurd
It more of grandiose great big thing
[Oh that lie you tell yourself about your mini ding dong]
E B7 E B7 A E B7 E A E B7 E
[ding dong ding]
Oh look whos there
[Ding dong ding]
[Its small dick so who cares]
I think your getting sidetracked dont you see
This song really has nothing to do with me
I made a little joke and it went a little viral
When i just want to sing about her vertical smile
B7 E B7 E A E B7 A E
Its something quite nice i havent seen in a while
some people say that the smell can be vile
You better hope the thing is as wet as the nile
When she spreads it open for you thats her vertical smile
Reference recording here