i can make water boil in oil
without catching on fire you inquire my trick
Well its just cause i’m slick
you know about food dye too
Who am i foolin who
I will change my recipe
Oil and water mix unevenly
But so do you and i
See you later, times up
goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
ive had a lot of trippy time in my time
But id say i can rhyme rhyme in time on each line of the beat
while i stare at your feet
Then right up to your teat
Then back down to your feet and i gleet
theyre so sweet your cute feet euh
I’m so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
…
i can make water boil in oil
without catching on fire its satire indeed
I catch fire to weed
Snap crackle pops on the seed
And it sings out the rhyme
Listen to the rhythm and it keeps me in time
And the smoke is a toke
And the puffs not enough
Cause it stings on the brain
And calms off the insane
But comes back once again
and again and again and again and
I really like the hike to show off my
grow cause it flows
And i wonder why i cry when the
cops stop by well it blows
Look at us its a big bust to keep
our high pay and theres no way
You understand the spin
So Let me introduce you in
Me i’m so doctor seussian
I’m so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
I’m so doctor seussian
Its like a noose you’re in
And Its too loose you win No use they do you in
Let me introduce you in
Me Im so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
…
I can make noodles boil in strudels
without the kits and caboodles
Watch the words that I say
Im rhyming everyday
And if you bust the rhyme
I’ll keep the rhythm and time
And if i had a toke just for every joke
And if you had a dime
just for every rhyme
Well then we’d have a ball
cause we’d just know it all
know it all know it all know it all
Then we’d
Be flying high across the sky wonderin why we cant land
Dispersing info and knowledge your tiny brain cant understand
But i’m the rhyming king your not stop now your are banned
So now you get what i am dishin in
Lets not reproduce your sin
Me i’m so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
Its like a noose you’re in
And Its too loose you win No use they do you in
Let me introduce you in
Me Im so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
…
F#m
i can make water boil in oil
B
without catching on fire you inquire my trick
F#m
Well its just cause i’m slick
B
you know about food dye too
F#m
Who am i foolin who
B
I will change my recipe
F#m
Oil and water mix unevenly
B
But so do you and i
See you later, times up
goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
F#m
ive had a lot of trippy time in my time
B F#m B
But id say i can rhyme rhyme in time on each line of the beat
F#m
while i stare at your feet
B
Then right up to your teat
Then back down to your feet and i gleet
theyre so sweet your cute feet euh
I’m so doctor seussian
C# B
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
C# B
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
C# B
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
C#
Me Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
…
F#m
i can make water boil in oil
B
without catching on fire its satire indeed
F#m
I catch fire to weed
B
Snap crackle pops on the seed
F#m
And it sings out the rhyme
Listen to the rhythm and it keeps me in time
B
And the smoke is a toke
F#m
And the puffs not enough
B
Cause it stings on the brain
F#m
And calms off the insane
B
But comes back once again
and again and again and again and
I really like the hike to show off my
grow cause it flows
And i wonder why i cry when the
cops stop by well it blows
Look at us its a big bust to keep
our high pay and theres no way
You understand the spin
So Let me introduce you in
C#
Me i’m so doctor seussian
B
I’m so doctor seussian
C# B
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
C# B
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
C# B
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
C#
Me Im so doctor seussian
I’m so doctor seussian
Its like a noose you’re in
And Its too loose you win No use they do you in
Let me introduce you in
Me Im so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
…
I can make noodles boil in strudels
without the kits and caboodles
Watch the words that I say
Im rhyming everyday
And if you bust the rhyme
I’ll keep the rhythm and time
And if i had a toke just for every joke
And if you had a dime
just for every rhyme
Well then we’d have a ball
cause we’d just know it all
know it all know it all know it all
Then we’d
Be flying high across the sky wonderin why we cant land
Dispersing info and knowledge your tiny brain cant understand
But i’m the rhyming king your not stop now your are banned
So now you get what i am dishin in
Lets not reproduce your sin
Me i’m so doctor seussian
C# B
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
C# B
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
C# B
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
C#
Me Im so doctor seussian
Its like a noose you’re in
And Its too loose you win No use they do you in
Let me introduce you in
Me Im so doctor seussian
Rippin up the rhymes splitting the times
Its like a noose you’re in
Tuggin snug you feel the chug and snap
And Its too loose you win
Twitch and turn and feel the burn and pow
No use they do you in
Grab and pull and stab but still
Me Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
Im so doctor seussian
…
F#m
X
10
11
11
9
X
B
X
X
8
9
9
6
C#(F#m)
X
X
14
11
12
9
Reference recording here